Answer Me This!
Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that has been answering the world's questions since 2007. Visit our official website at answermethispodcast.com and buy classic episodes, albums and apps at answermethisstore.com

Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357.

Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode357.

Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis.

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Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_357.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30am UTC

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT vaults: from 18 December 2008, it's episode 80! Featuring tinsel coming out of a cat's anus, merry Christmas everyone.

The original post about this episode is at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode80

If you liked Martin the Sound Man's Christmas song, here's some marvellous news for you: he's got a new album out palebirdmusic.com. It's not Christmas song parodies, but it's still good.

You can find the most recent episodes of Answer Me This at http://answermethispodcast.com and buy the first 200 episodes at http://answermethisstore.com where right now there are AMAZING BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!!!111!! GET IN QUICK!!!!!!!! SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!!!??!@!! If you're reading this after Cyber Monday: tough shit. You missed it.

The next fresh new episode of AMT will arrive on 7 December 2017.

Direct download: retro_AMT80.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30am UTC

A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talking golf clubs or top-of-the-range espresso machines here.

Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode356.

Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis.

Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly
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Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com

Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_356.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:29pm UTC

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT vaults: from 4 March 2010, it's episode 125, featuring questions about why lion tamers use chairs, why tennis scoring is so eccentric, and where witches stick their brooms.

The original post about this episode is at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode125. The Jingle Challenge is nw closed, but you can read more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/challenge.

You can find the most recent episodes of Answer Me This at http://answermethispodcast.com and buy the first 200 episodes at http://answermethisstore.com.

The next fresh new episode of AMT will arrive on 2 November 2017.

Direct download: retro_AMT125.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:37pm UTC

In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour? 

We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of Subway, fan fiction, and KFC (Kentucky Fried Lung). Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode355.

Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis.

Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly
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Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis
Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com

Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_355.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:21pm UTC

There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode354.

Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis.

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Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com

Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_354.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:26pm UTC

To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not necessarily more savoury) at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode353.

Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis.

Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly
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Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com

Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_353.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:15pm UTC

Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode352.

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Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_352.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:52pm UTC

Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'?

1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fear)?
2. Bit of post-lunch pre-dinner nookie?
3. Listening to AMT351, admittedly a delight at any hour of the day?

Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode351.

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Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_351.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:35am UTC

Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy.

Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode350.

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Direct download: Answer_Me_This_Episode_350.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:50am UTC